Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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New Study Finds Wealthy People Have Better Sex Than the Poor
Wealthy people may be having better sex than their welfare counterparts; at least that appears to be the consensus of a recent Spanish study that suggests there may be a correlation between socioeconomic status and quality of sex.
Scientists Say Having Sex Can Make You Smarter
If you want to be smarter, shut the books and drop your drawers, as a new study indicates that having sex may actually make you smarter.
New Research Finds More Than Two Drinks a Day Leads to Memory Loss in Men
Men that consume more than two alcoholic beverages a day could be on the fast track to a permanent blackout – a loss of memory function.
Novelty Boner Pills Containing Traces of Viagra Recalled By the FDA
Some over the counter, novelty boner pills, marketed as “all natural” sexual enhancements for men, have actually been found to contain traces of sildenafil, the stiff ingredient commonly found in the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra.
Drunken Science 151: Hard Liquor and Hangovers
Big surprise – hard liquor will give you a worse hangover than beer.
According to a recent report from Discovery News, a hangover, also known as veisalgia, keeps a persons body from producing a chemical that helps the kidneys absorb water called vasopressin...
Drunken Politics: How to Determine If Someone Is a Democrat or Republican
It can be hard to size some one up based solely on their political persuasion, especially when the grey area that separates the Democrats from the Republicans appears to join them together like cocaine bonded Siamese twins. Nevertheless, new research suggests you can determine a person’s political preference by what kind of booze the bastard likes to drink.
Scientists Say Some Women Are Allergic to Sperm
It is not uncommon for girlfriends and wives to make up excuses to not have sex with the men in their lives, but scientists say if she complains about being allergic to sperm, she may be telling the truth.
Medical experts say that some women suffer from a condition known as seminal plasma hypersensitivity, in which they have a bad reaction every time a man’s sperm enters their body...
Indiana Man Busted for Stealing Human Brains and Selling Them on Ebay
The next time someone tells you that it takes brains to earn a decent living in today’s economy, try not to take the suggestion so literally.
New Pecker Padlocks for Bad Boys with Paranoid Old Ladys
Look out boys – soon your old lady may force you to wear one of these pecker padlocks in hopes of keeping you from succumbing to the skanktimonious temptations of infidelity.
Trade In Your Unwanted Christmas Gift Cards on Porn
If you feel like you got jipped over the holidays because all Santa brought you is a bunch worthless gift cards to stores you wouldn’t be caught dead in, then why not get more bang for your buck and trade them in on some porn?
Naughty America, an online porn network offering access to various porn sites, is currently allowing individuals with unwanted holiday gift cards to trade them in for a memb
Researchers Say Masturbation Prevents Diabetes, Cancer… Feels Good Too
Punchin’ the munchkin may have once been believed to cause blindness and insanity, but a new study suggests that masturbation may actually have a fistful of health benefits.
New Research Finds Sexual Frustration May Actually Be Killing Men
Men have been saying for years that if they don’t get laid, they will die. Turns out there may actually be something to that.