Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Scientists Say Incest Is What Led to the Demise of Neanderthals
Scientists say recent evidence suggests that it was likely the incestuous ways the Neanderthals that led to their extinction.
This Drunken Santa Street Fight Will Renew Your Faith in the Holidays [VIDEO] [NSFW]
With just about a week left until Christmas, we thought it was about time we get serious about spreading some much needed holiday cheer to our loyal lunatic patrons. And what a better way for us to relish in this joyous time of year than to show you a video of a full blown, knock-down-drag-out Santa fight.
How About Decorating Your XXX-Mas Tree With Pornaments?
Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company.
Unfortunately, my editors will only permit me to show you some of the more R-rated pornaments available on the site, but you damn well better know that in addition
Authorities Discover Massive Incest Cult Spanning Four Generations of Inbreeding
The recent discovery of a morbid incest cult located in the foothills of Australia earlier last week has the entire country in a state of shock and disbelief.
New Magazine Targets Virgins, Gives Readers No Hope of Ever Having Sex
Apparently, being a virgin is the “in” thing these days, especially in Japan, where recent studies have found that nearly 70% of 18-19-year-olds, about 40% of 24-year-olds, and just over a quarter of 25-29-year-olds, have not yet had the pleasure of having sex. What is more shocking, however, is that the majority of these people actually celebrate their celibacy – they want to be virgins.
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage is being typed out in the corner booth of an old run down pizza joint just outside of Warrick County in Southern Indiana.
Man Kills Himself In Mall Because Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
This gives a new meaning to the phrase “shop til' you drop.”
A five-hour shopping spree at a mall in China took a turn for the tragic, earlier this week, when a man jumped to his death after his girlfriend refused to stop shopping.
Satanic Temple Looks to Build Kid Friendly Monument Outside State Capitol
Satanists have requested to build a shrine outside the Oklahoma state Capitol alongside a monument marking the Ten Commandments, and representatives for the Satanic organization say they are “optimistic” that it will be approved.
Lucien Greaves, a representative for the Satanic Temple, says that as long there is room for a privately funded memorial to the Ten Commandments, a designated location fo
Pentagon Designs Spy Satellite Capable of Viewing 40-Percent of the Earth Simultaneously
The Department of Defense has designed the epitome of Big Brother technology: a super invasive spy telescope capable of watching 40-percent of the Earth simultaneously.
Goat Rapist Sentenced to 10-Years in Prison
He’s been a baaaaaaaad, baaaad boy!
That is exactly what one goat from Kenya would have said to a judge last week if she would have been able to talk.
U.S. Spy Agency Launches Surveillance Rocket Into Space
Some people believe that theories revolving around the U.S. Government and its efforts to spy on American citizens is simply paranoid propaganda conjured up by anti-government groups and conspiracy theorists.
American Atheists Advertise “Nobody Needs Christ for Christmas”
A group known as the American Atheists recently purchased an animated billboard above New York City’s Time Square that reads “Nobody Needs Christ for Christmas.”