If you feel like you got jipped over the holidays because all Santa brought you is a bunch worthless gift cards to stores you wouldn’t be caught dead in, then why not get more bang for your buck and trade them in on some porn?

Naughty America, an online porn network offering access to various porn sites, is currently allowing individuals with unwanted holiday gift cards to trade them in for a membership to their site. So, if you are a bit unenthused about the gift card you received to anywhere from Abercrombie & Finch to Walmart, you can trade it in on a subscription to hours of porn viewing pleasure.

The whole process is completely anonymous, so you never have to worry about your mom, aunt, or grandmother finding out that you traded in their thoughtful gift on a few cheap thrills.

To trade in your gift cards click here.