brandon k

Most days when my wife doesn't come home on her lunch break, it's up to me to let her big yellow dog out to do his business before I head off to work second shift. I pop open the door to his crate and we traverse through the house to the back door...

Kids are crazy. Sometimes too much crazy for parents to handle. Sometimes you just need to get them out of the house and out on the town to keep them occupied, amused and entertained. Red and I recently took our kids out to five local places that would entertain them and keep us sane.

Can you imagine 80's era Metallica music plus the comedy stylings of Gallagher? Wouldn't that be so cool if it actually existed? WELL...it does!

We've burned through most of January 2016 at a blistering pace and I'm wondering, how are the New Year's resolutions holding up for everyone?

Here's the second edition of more badass frontmen...in my opinion. I know all you Nickelback fans, chicks and old ladies like my mom will totally agree with me.

We partied hard, well, as hard as four middle-aged 30 somethings and three cats could party playing adult card games on New Year's Eve.

I've got two pussies that like to lick each other... all over.

Christmas has come and gone. I hope everyone got some rad and awesome presents and gave away the same.

It's almost Christmas, so here is my present to you dear readers: a quick and gross story with photo documentation.

.....of books and magazines? YES.

My name is Brandon K (you know this), and I love metal in all forms (you know this too), and many of you have read my posts about the brutal bands I love (and many of you don't). And I give NUN F*CKS. So I've featured many of my favorite bands in those blogs, but I haven't talked as much about many of my favorite frontmen for some my favorite bands...

Due to the overwhelming demand I've received for more intensely jarring music, mostly from my female audience, I proudly present the fourth installment of brutal bands. Get your Advil, bitches.