Due to the overwhelming demand I've received for more intensely jarring music, mostly from my female audience, I proudly present the fourth installment of brutal bands. Get your Advil, bitches.

The fourth installment bequeaths four bands with the ability to shove utter brutality down your throat and fill your intestines so full they'll blow bloody shit from your body in every direction. We're talking toxic megacolon brute force blowout here, no pussy-footing, panty-wearing melody rock.

BLOODSOAKED (1)

This is literally a ONE MAN band playing old school death metal with some modern influences. One man, Peter Hasselbrack from North Carolina makes this gory, bad ass music and he's been doing it since 2006. There was an additional guitarist/vocalist for a few years, but for the majority of the stretch, Peter's been running the show as a lone wolf. While the video below may look a little spoof and ridiculous, the song and the sound is no laughing matter.

 

SKINLESS (2)

Oh these guys are so deliciously sick. They don't take themselves too seriously with satirical song titles that poke fun at bands like Cannibal Corpse. Founded in the good old US of A, NY (to be exact), in 1992 these guys recently reunited and added a second guitarist, Dave Matthews. YES, THAT DAVE MATTHEWS! Holy shit, right!? Ummm, wink. They did for real though, look it up suckers. Their music makes me want to throw beer bottles at people's faces, but when I hear some of their song titles such as Tampon Lollipops, Pool of Stool and Crispy Kids, I want to put the bottles down, buy another round and tell jokes instead. As a man I used to work with said, ALL JOKES ASIDE....these guys have serious chops.

 

BENIGHTED (3)

This is death metal a la France. These guys play fast and hard and have been at it since 1998. Benighted's vocalist kind of sounds like a man and a giant pig fighting internally to the death. I'm not a big fan of the pig squealing, but these guys are brutal enough that I can overlook it, because generally, the man wins out.

 

COLD HARD TRUTH (4)

Welcome to the no pussy zone dickwads! Hailing from the UK, I'm sure Prince Harry is a big fan of these guys. Cold Hard Truth's songs are so brutal it makes me feel like I can bench press 250 pounds, go insane with rage and rip another mans arms from his torso and pummel him unrecognizable with his mangled, disfigured limbs. This shit makes me feel like I'm the f-ing Terminator--the badass,1984 Terminator that takes no shit and says "Your clothes, give them to me...now!" This is hardcore metal at it's finest.

Here's a bonus song, because these guys SLAY: