Brandon K’s Brutal Bands: Fearsome Fourth Edition (NSFW)
Due to the overwhelming demand I've received for more intensely jarring music, mostly from my female audience, I proudly present the fourth installment of brutal bands. Get your Advil, bitches.
Let's talk variables for a minute: pussy edition.
PG 2.0 – The Return of Red
I managed to get Red out of the house and to my favorite spot, PG, again. The first and only other time she went, some crazy chick drug her over over a speaker and nearly put her on the DL with a torn ACL.
Indulge the Pussy…Cat Life
We haven't talked about pussy in a while, so here's another cat blog.
My Toddler Subjected Me to the 2015 American Music Awards
What the hell am I watching?
Bathroom 101 With Brandon K
You know what's gross and cool? Putrid Offal's new album, Mature Necropsy (brutal band alert). You know's what's gross and NOT COOL? Improper bathroom etiquette.
Calling All Guys and Gals With Beards…It’s November!
Fellas and certain ladies of the Tri-State area, we're over half way through No-Shave-November...how do your beards look?
Brandon K’s Brutal Bands: Installment Drei
It's time for another installment of brutal music. Assuming you're a fan of heavy shit, you need to know these bands if you don't already.
It’s Time to Jack Yourself…With Weights
It's about to get cold, which in my opinion, sucks. So what is there to do when it's cold besides sit on the couch and pine for spring? Hit the weights and get ripped.
A Guy’s Guide to What to Wish For if Confronted with a Wishing Well
What would you wish for if you found your very own wishing well?
Amateur Hour: Brandon K and Friends Test Out Craft Beers
What do you get when you have four people that know nothing about craft beer taste test craft beer?
Creep Yourself Out With These Halloween Horror Flicks
Halloween 2015 is right around the corner my heathen friends! Here's a couple of spooky flicks to pick up and enjoy on All Hallows' Eve while you're stuffing candy down your gullets.