Hold on to Your Hats Men of America: Playboy is Going Non-Nude – Brandon K Offers Advice to the Failing Franchise
Holy shit! The fossilized magazine helmed by the oldest geezer (see: corpse that reeks of stale cat urine and utter expiration) with an erection, Hugh Hefner is finally coming to the realization that no one really cares about Playboy the magazine anymore, and the airbrushed, vaguely nude women that sparsely grace their poorly printed pages.
Nightlife in Evansville Gets PG – NOT Suitable for General Viewing
There are many awesome places to hang out in Evansville, especially after dark. I've been to many, yet not conquered all. But one of my favorite and most unique places to dwell in the darkness is the purple paradise on Franklin Street, PG.
R.I.P. El Diablo…Brandon K Mourns the Loss of His Favorite Burger
My favorite fast food burger disappeared. Once I found out, it was like someone ripped out my Endocrine System.
Brandon K Talks Pussy…Cat
Meow Meow Meow. That's all my cat ever says. What if he said more? I imagine the dialogue would go something like this:
The Great Beard Quandary: To Grow or Not to Grow
I've decided I'm going to grow a beard again because razors are too expensive.
A Visual Introduction to Freelance Blogger Brandon K
Hello GBF people. I've posted a handful of blogs and made a video with Sandman as the coolest guy he knew for a week. But to many of you, I'm probably still an enigma.
My Mom Is an Accidental Murder Machine on Her Red Snapper [The Country Critter Killer]
My mom lives outside city limits and she kills things. Critters, not people. Mostly by accident.
Brutal Bands by Brandon K: Second Installment
In the first installment of brutal bands by Brandon K, I mentioned my favorite band, The Acacia Strain, fronted by the brilliant and only remaining original member, the heart and soul of the band, Vincent Bennett. They're my favorite metal band...not sure if I made that clear. THE ACACIA STRAIN...MY FAVORITE. I also featured bands called The Last 10 Seconds of Life and I Declare War. All brutal, d
Welcome to Pukeapalooza 2015 – Hosted by BK
You know what I don't like? Puke.
Hello, My Name is Brandon and I Have a (Not So) Secret Addiction
It's not porn, you perverts. Or drugs, or anything so peculiar or strange it could be featured with those weirdos on TLC that eat mattress pads, drink their own pee or give themselves coffee enemas.
This is Why Men Don’t Get Pussy–Cats [Poopchute Paradise]
It started like this: I'm sleeping peacefully and still in my bed, dreaming of something I can't quite remember. But this foul smell perverts my dream...why? God, the smell is awful. Why in the hell is this nasal assault in my dream? Suddenly I jar...and the real nightmare begins.
Local Dope Plays ‘Words With Friends’ With Comedy Central Star Maribeth Monroe – And Wins
This is a total fanboy post. Anyone that's ever seen the show Workaholics on Comedy Central knows who Maribeth Monroe's character Alice Murphy is...THE BOSS. She once told her hilariously dazed employee Blake Henderson "I'm going to eat your balls for breakfast tomorrow."