‘I Love Boobs’ Truck Spotted on the Northside of Evansville

Check out this sweet ass truck! This beauty was parked front row as I came out of the grocery store on the North side of Evansville the other day.

I have no idea who owns this truck, but as advertised, they love boobs. I love boobs too, but I'd never have the stones to paint this on my daily driver; probably not even my demolition derby cars (and I've painted talking turds on those before...you know...Mr. Hanky...the Christmas Poo...of course you do).

So how does this happen? Free will? A woman scorned, meaning you, driver of the truck, have loved not only said woman's boobs but those of another and you were caught? And she decided to tag your truck to let your entire community know you're a connoisseur of boobs that don't belong to you?

Or maybe driver of the truck meant to say "I love Bob's." Like working out hardcore at Bob's Gym, but they never excelled at spelling or grammar because an apostrophe denotes possession. Hence, the woman scorned... Wait...

Or is this poorly executed viral marketing for Hooters or Show Me's? If so, the marketing department responsible for this needs to be shit-canned, because as Cleveland Brown would say, "This is TURRIBLE."

And, because this is a BOOBS and BUTTS post, here's a butt:

Damn girl! Yes I took this picture and no I'm not a pervert that goes out in public snapping butt pics of random chicks. But I needed a pic, there was chick before me, and this is business. That's how the stars align my friends.

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