People get arrested all the time. Sometimes they are missing clothes. WHY?

This is my friend Natalie. I call her Natalia and I want to take her cat named Rex that looks like a cooler version of Garfield and make him my own. I've offered multiple deals for cash, animal trade and concessions to be named later. But she relents.

This is Natalia. Photo by BK.
This is Natalia. Photo by BK.
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She's married to my very good friend, Mike. He also goes by Michael and Doc.

This is Mike. Photo by BK
This is Mike. Photo by BK
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Natalia and I both like to check the recent bookings page for the county jail. She plays a guessing game of what they were booked for. Recently, she noticed a trend that I thought was very astute and hilarious---mugshots of people with no clothes on. What the F happened to their clothes? I know some people that have been to jail (uh, hmm), and they've all managed to keep their clothes on. I, like Natalia, am perplexed.

Shirtless inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
Shirtless inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
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The pic, unimpeded by the volume meter:

Shirtless Inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
Shirtless Inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
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Here are a couple more:

Another shirtless inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
Another shirtless inmate. vanderburghsheriff.com
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YET another shirtless inmate. vanderburgsherriff.com
YET another shirtless inmate. vanderburgsherriff.com
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LOL. That shit is gross. What happened to your clothes people? GO TO JAIL WITH SOME DIGNITY.

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