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A dog bite + reconstructive cosmetic surgery = pubes growing from your face? Source: E! & Jezebel

A few friends in Lacrosse, WI got a bit of a surprise when they were fishing on New Year's Day. One of them reeled in a nice size northern pike and realized right away that there was something significant in the fish's belly, so they decided to do some exploratory surgery...

At some point you've probably had a crazy landlord, but have you ever had one so crazy they'd smear feces on their face and blame it on you? Source: Miami Herald

A mom of five kids admitted she's addicted to eating......baby powder. YUCK. Lisa Anderson said she started eating baby powder in 2004 and you won't believe how much she says she eats a day and how much money she's spent on her...um...unusual cravings...

How do you like your pizza? Thin crust? Deep dish? Pepperoni? Maybe a nice slice of Hawaiian? Perhaps a side of...snake? Wait, what? Recently, a North Carolina family threw a pizza in the oven for a quick dinner. But when they went to remove it 20 minutes later, they noticed that a snake had somehow slithered inside the oven and was now a crispy side dish...

In a classic example of life imitating fiction, Google's parent company has filed a patent that should look familiar to fans of Futurama. In a season 6 episode, titled "Attack of the Killer App", the crew has eyePhones injected directly into their eyeballs...

Let's talk variables for a minute: pussy edition.

It started like this: I'm sleeping peacefully and still in my bed, dreaming of something I can't quite remember. But this foul smell perverts my dream...why? God, the smell is awful. Why in the hell is this nasal assault in my dream? Suddenly I jar...and the real nightmare begins.

How about a good old fashioned gross out post people? Let's turn some stomachs. That's metal right?

A cook at Golden Corral has some trouble on the menu.

Get ready to buy hand sanitizer in bulk, a majority of people you encounter each day aren't washing their hands.

Good news/bad news. The good news is we found your nose ring!! The bad news is that it was in somebody's McDonald's breakfast burrito in Lawrenceville, Georgia. So we might not be eating another one of those for a while, because yuck.