Conan Gets Caught Staring at Boobies
So apparently the other night Conan O'Brien, while interviewing Nicole Scherzinger (who is in some group and is on some show), got caught doing what any red-blooded American male would do. I mean...they were there, what else was he going to do? Talk to her about quantum physics?
Well, he should have totally talked to them about the subject. I would have. The conversation could have gone like this...
Me: So, what do you know about quantum physics?
Boob 1: silence
Boob 2: gives elaborate dissertation on the subject.
Me: Interesting. Can I touch you and your friend?
The End.