So apparently the other night Conan O'Brien, while interviewing Nicole Scherzinger (who is in some group and is on some show), got caught doing what any red-blooded American male would do.  I mean...they were there, what else was he going to do? Talk to her about quantum physics?

Well, he should have totally talked to them about the subject.  I would have.  The conversation could have gone like this...

Me: So, what do you know about quantum physics?

Boob 1: silence

Boob 2: gives elaborate dissertation on the subject.

Me: Interesting.  Can I touch you and your friend?

The End.

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