Fire

You have to respect the men and women of our fire departments. They are part of small segment of society who thinks its perfectly okay to enter a burning building (to a smaller extent so would I but my external hard drive full of music and movies would have to be at risk, or maybe a baby)...

Don't you dare skimp on the taco meat if you are ever working at a Mexican food restaurant in Albany, GA (although the series of events to get you in that situation, would be a far better story).

Sure you've cranked the stereo up to 11, and rocked out to a song or two or a thousand. But have you ever rocked so hard that the speakers caught on fire?