Can this guy narrate the entire movie now? I think I need this to happen. This is just too good.

 

When you go to explain Disney movies to your friends who haven't seen said Disney movie before, you don't just start explaining it by saying "Well, once upon a time...There was this beautiful young mermaid princess who lived in the sea. One day, she swam to the surface and saw a man on a ship and it was love at first sight and blah blah blah blah blaaaaahhhhhhh..."

 

No. You cut straight to the point with metaphorical layman's terms. "Okay, so, there's this girl, Ariel. She's a mermaid who kinda has a hoarding problem...anyway...She never listens to her dad, I don't know WHERE her mom is...probably giving birth 24/7 because Ariel has, like, an ARMY of sisters...etc, etc..."

 

That's kind of what this guy did...but he made it sound professional and fancy and I think that's what makes it 150% funnier.

 

"Once upon a time, in a far away land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was...an absolute douche canoe..."