Ya know...if such a thing were to exist, um...yeah.  The language used throughout is NSFW so ya been forewarned.

UFC 133 is this Saturday night and you can watch all of the action (FOR FREE!) at Stoney's with Bud Light and 103GBF.  It's Fight Night!

Again, this was produced tongue in cheek but the mood will get all kinds of serious Saturday night live from Philadelphia, PA.  Grrrrr!!!

*puts self in rear naked choke*