Being the Cubs fan that I am...I am always down for some trash talk when it comes to my team. Truth be told, I'm usually the first to talk smack about my own team...because I'm usually mad at them. But I don't think I could ever be this creative, or funny.
And since I'm a Cubs fan from Indy...I've never really had a problem with the White Sox. It seems like the folks from Chi-Town are the ones that have that cross-town rivalry...even though the 2 teams aren't even in the same league.