Truly Epic Rant From An Angry Citizen

I'm not the type of guy to go off on too many rants...despite what some of my co-workers may tell you. I find that I get too worked up and emotional, and I end up just sobbing in the fetal position. Not this guy though. He comes prepared and he straight up brings it!

I'm not sure what he has against the guy he's ranting about...and I really don't care. If nothing else, you should be able to get some neat new phrases from this guy's open letter. Some of my favorites are when he calls the guy "a liquid emitting fart" and "a fan of John Tesh".

Was this rant necessary? Probably not. Was it effective...did it do any good? Probably not. Was it entertaining? Absofreakinlutely!