A woman bought a package of smoked turkey tails to cook for dinner, but found one that she claimed to look like male genitals. So, she decided to call the police. The woman from Akron, Ohio thought that phallic turkey pieces were a reason to alert the authorities and, surprisingly, the police took it…
For quite a while now, the guys from Epic Meal Time have been putting together a wide variety of un-Godly concoctions. And for this Thanksgiving, the have gone way beyond anything you could possibly imagine. How 'bout a meal that has 802,420 calories?
Apparently this is a somewhat popular prank... although I've never heard of it. It seems pretty simple (and clever) too. You just take a Cornish game hen, which looks like a little chicken or turkey, and stick it inside your turkey before you cook it.
And just in case you were feeling a little guilty about eating that bird that deliciously sits on the table... don't be. These suckers want nothing more than to slowly "chase" you down the street while you hold a camera. They think everyone is with TMZ.