Meme of the Day: How Bow Dah?

I need a translator or subtitles on this girl, because I can only understand about 50% of the words coming out of her mouth...

About 4 months ago, Dr. Phil aired an episode about a 13 year-old girl who was disrespecting her mom, yadda yadda, typical Dr. Phil episode. BUT THEN, then the internet got a hold of this girl aaaaand...How bow dah?

(The "good stuff" happens around [3:00])

...Stay in school, kids.