Story Time: I have a stack of post-it notes next to my bed. I keep them there because my brain goes crazy at night and I come up with weird ideas. SO, as to not lose these thoughts and ideas, I write them down on post-it notes so I won't forget them in the morning.

Unfortunately, sometimes this backfires on me.

 

I often write down these ideas half asleep, or just coming out of sleep, so the note ends up being just a random jumble of words that I don't understand or know why I wrote down. Most of these notes just stay on my bedside table. Some manage to make their way to random locations I do not remember putting them. (Why is there a note that says "dog tape" on the stove? Who put this here? And wrote it...in my handwriting...?)

 

Case in point: Today I woke up to a post-it note next to my alarm clock that just said "Arby's, dude"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I...I mean...I honestly don't know what to do with this information...

 

I DID end up going to Arby's for lunch today. So maybe it was Sleepy Chynna's way of giving me a not-so-subliminal message. More like a 'literal message'...

 

Other post-it's I have woken up to:

 

"Bed flaps"

Did I mean bed skirt? What are "bed flaps"??

 

"Get the cat stuff"

That could mean ANYTHING relating to my cat!

 

"haunted dolls"

....why?

 

"snowman blood"

You mean 'water'?

 

and "Sandman God Book"
I surprisingly actually managed to decipher that last one. I was trying to tell myself to check out Neil Gaiman's (writer of the Sandman comics) new Norse Mythology book.

 

Long story short: Sleepy Chynna and Awake Chynna really need to find a better way to communicate with each other...

 

Does...anyone else...do this? Or is this just another one of those "NOPE. Just YOU." situations?