Drunk Pigeon Named New Zealand’s ‘Bird of the Year’
She's beauty, she's grace...she just drunkenly fell out of a tree.
If this were any other bird that won this contest, let's be honest, I don't think anyone here would care that much.
But the Kereru of New Zealand isn't just any bird.
First of all, it's the most colorful and beautiful pigeon you've ever seen.
Second of all, it's probably also the drunkest bird you've ever seen.
The number one thing they're known for is getting sh**faced and falling out of trees.
Like a sorority girl at a kegger.
Why is it always so drunk? They LOVE fermented fruit. Fermented fruit = alcohol.
So congratulations to the Kereru! New Zealand's 2018 Bird of the Year! (I bet I know how they're celebrating tonight...)