Black Crayon Goes Rogue In the Crayon Song (video)

Remember those silly songs from kindergarten and pre-K to teach you about colors and shapes? Well, this is a song like that! The crayons are going to teach you all about their colors and how great they are! ...And Black is going to sabotage all of their lines.

Orange: Hi, I'm Orange like Mac and Cheese. Let's name other orange things now, if you please. You've got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand. Monarch butterflies-
Black: Prescription bottles.
Orange: -are your orange friends. La-la la-la-la-la Cheese-
Black: PILLS!
Orange:What are you doing??
Black: What I was born to do...
Yellow: As you can probably guess, Yellow's pretty fun-
Black: JAUNDICE!!!

...Also, stay til the end. It's the best part.