Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."
Road Rage Incident Ends With Driver Spray Painting What on a Truck?
Sounds like someone is in line for a stiff punishment.
This Beer-Dispensing Chair Is Reason to Never Get Up Ever Again
This isn't so much cool as it is ice cold.
Man Prepping for Hurricane Irma Gives Last Generator in Store to Desperate Woman in Need
Hurricane Irma may do damage to Florida, but it can't destroy the human spirit.
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Low-Maintenance Girl Is Just Waaaay Too Chill
You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.