I always felt like that if I hadn’t grown up smart, handsome and talented that I could always make money leading a life of crime. That’s a joke of course, but there’s something about the crime of bank robbery that seems a little more ‘romanticized’ than killing people of dealing meth. Bank robbers have forever been a part of American history, and the combination between myth and legend has made folk heroes of out John Dillinger, Bonnie and Clyde, Baby Face Nelson and the like. It looks like local boy turned bad David McGillicuddy will not be remembered son fondly, if remembered at all. He is accused of holding up the Fifth-Third bank on Washington Avenue near Green River on Tuesday. Possessing an IQ equivalent to his shoe size, this guy walked in and robbed the bank with his face exposed to the security camera, as you can see in the accompanying photo. Anyway, it was good enough to get his ass busted. Again, if I hadn’t grown up I hadn’t grown up smart, handsome and talented…

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