The phrase “Look ma, no hands!” has taken on a whole new meaning in China.

We’re not sure what led to this, but a cyclist in China was captured on camera riding her bike, while somehow using both hands to hold a mattress over her head – all while avoiding traffic in some twisted modern cross between Frogger and Miss Gulch threatening to take away Dorothy's little dog.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t rip the tag off the mattress – she could be looking at some serious jail time.