The following video of an Elf on the Shelf may shock you. Grab the kids and watch closely. If you own an Elf, be vigilant about where he/she/it is at all times.
With the local municipalities being covered by Sandman right here, I thought I would post a little something about the national Republican front-runners for President. Of course, it wouldn't be a political satire piece without the involvement of Darrell Hammond...or Mike Tyson.