10 Super Cheesy Pickup Notes
Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.
Friday Fail: Part 8
The title for this eHarmony fail is simple: Must Love Cats. But whatever you do, for the love of god, don't mention cats around her. However, I'm lead to believe that a basket full of kittens would be a good way to get in to the sack with this chick...