After learning about a recent boob-squeezing event for charity, we can confidently say the Japanese have this whole “giving back” thing down.

Paradise TV, a Japanese porn channel, organized a “breast squeeze benefit” to promote AIDS awareness and raise money for the organization, STOP!AIDS. If a donation was made, participants could cop a feel of a Japanese porn star’s boobs. First, we’re glad someone finally understands the meaning of a true charitable act.  Second, why hasn’t America thought of this brilliant fundraising idea?!

Unfortunately, donors couldn’t just go squeeze-crazy on these ladies. They were given two squeezes for each hand, and if they wanted extra boob time, more money had to be donated. Hell, we’d donate all day. You know, for charity reasons.