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Japan Hosts ‘Boob Squeezing’ Charity Event
After learning about a recent boob-squeezing event for charity, we can confidently say the Japanese have this whole “giving back” thing down.
Drunk Guy Threatens to Slap Cop with the ‘Nightstick in His Pants’
We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.
Guy Posts ‘No More Hookers!’ Sign Outside House
Down in Roanoke, VA, Corbin Prydwen is on a personal quest to get rid of local prostitutes.
Fish Discovered with Genitals on Their Head
So a fish with a penis on its head walks into a bar…
Can You Guess the Celebrity Side Boob?
At 5’9”, this model smokeshow is an L.A. native with an athletic side. She somehow gives off a girl-next-door-found-her-wild-side kind of vibe, and you’ll never, ever hear us complaining about that. Need a hint? The 23-year-old is probably h…
The Best of Dogs Eating Peanut Butter
Among the list of things we love most in this world, dogs and peanut butter rank toward the top. When the two are combined, it’s impossible not to think we have died and gone to doggy heaven. Think about it: if humans can’t get a grip on avoiding the whole peanut-butter-stuck-on-the-roof-of-our-mout…