Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest is an annual event in Coney Island.  The real winner would be anyone who decided not to watch the video but...

if you have a strong stomach and 1:24 to kill, watch Joey Chestnut make his family proud by devouring 62 hot dogs.  Note, it's not the whole contest because I care about you too much.  If you want to subject yourself to that torture, I'm sure the contest in it's entirety is out there somewhere.

Happy 4th of July!

By the way, this should have been the underscore for the contest: