He basically tells her that she's average looking, and that no '6 figure man' wants a '30-year-old baby momma.'
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Valentine's day can be tough if you're single and trying to get over your ex. Well, Center Wildlife Care is helping single people exercise their right to be petty toward their ex! Ok, ok, so you don't really feed your ex to a bat but as the old saying goes "it's the thought that counts...
There's a figurative message here but it's also literal, very frustrating, and 100% going to cause an argument in your house tonight. Sorry in advance.
Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.
So I literally have no clue what is going on with Manti Te'o. Apparently the Notre Dame football player had a fake girlfriend who died of lukemia (why does this sound like the bad set up for a Adam Sandler film). However I'm lucky the Taiwanese have sorted it all out for me.
The title for this eHarmony fail is simple: Must Love Cats. But whatever you do, for the love of god, don't mention cats around her. However, I'm lead to believe that a basket full of kittens would be a good way to get in to the sack with this chick...