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Fight Nights Are Gonna Be Cringe-worthy
Fight Nights Are Gonna Be Cringe-worthy
It wasn't too long ago that an ex-girlfriend invited me to her kickboxing class. I went in thinking I'd learn new ways to fight the douchebags hitting on her. About 5 minutes in, and realizing I'm the only guy there, I learned this was geared towards females and they have their own way of taking guys out. It involves the family jewels, and Gene Simmons isn't involved.