Man Tries to Sell “Haunted Shoe Box” on Ebay for $200

I went too far into the internet the other day and found this haunted gem...

Sometimes when I get bored I just go to a random website (Yahoo, Google, Ebay, Amazon, Tumblr, Twitter...) and I just type in a random search phrase. "Weird" "Recipe" "Cosplay" Basically any phrase that floats my boat that day.

The other day I hopped onto Ebay and thought "I wonder if anyone has any 'haunted' things for sale?" And the answer was a resounding YES. Mostly creepy dolls, though.

*Side note: Just because a doll is old and looks creepy, doesn't mean it's haunted.

*Extra side note: Not all Raggedy Ann dolls are haunted.

As I was scrolling through "haunted dolls" and things from "haunted estate sales" THIS popped up.

And I just about died laughing.

Are you trying to tell me...that a NEW shoe box is HAUNTED? You caught a ghost Ghostbusters style and keep it in a box? (But don't worry. It's a "friendly ghost".) The ghost logic of this thing alone made me laugh. What made it even better was when I clicked on the link.

The only seller notes given for this item is:

"Good ghost in good condition"

Oh, thank god! I was worried I would be paying for a $200 ghost in sub-par ghostly conditions.

And the only description is: