Authorities Looking For KY “Goose Wrangler” After Porch Geese Go Missing
Are y'all familiar with the porch goose trend that has flocked across the country? A comeback from the 1990s, they are about two feet tall and usually made of concrete. Most people who own them decorate them for holidays or pop culture moments. A small, silly joy for passersby or to greet you when you get home from work.
You would think that surely NO ONE would be a jerk about decorative poultry, but unfortunately, authorities in Jeffersontown, Kentucky, are searching for a suspect. A low-down, dirty THIEF! A Goosenapper! They have dubbed him the "Goose Wrangler," and they have caught him in the act on camera!
He struggles a bit, but takes off with it for the truck waiting at the street. The Police Department and others are going after this guy, making fun of him in the comments. It's hilarious. "As you see, the JGW [Jtown Goose Wrangler] should be at the gym at 1 AM instead of targeting innocent geese."
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It sounds like someone yells, "Brian!" but I can't make out the other sounds or words. The Goose Wrangler is serving "my mom bought me this outfit with her Kohl's cash" fashion. He is clearly wearing cargo pants, a hoodie, and a baseball/snapback hat with a logo on the front. Maybe Hey Dude shoes?
Although there were only two incidents captured on camera, multiple people have woken to find their porch geese missing. Louisville news stations reported on a missing goose named "Sir Waddelson Honkington," whose family is super bummed he is gone!
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