Here’s An Incredibly Stupid Way To Make $50,000 Watching Every World Cup Soccer Game

Calling All Soccer Fans: Fox Sports Has Your Chance To Make $50,000

I grew up playing soccer, so I inadvertently love the sport. However, I'm not sure I know anyone, my age at least, willing to watch every single FIFA World Cup game (104 in total) for $50,000. My first problem with this is that anyone over 30 should understand this task is worth far more than $50,000. If it were as simple as just watching all of these games, it still wouldn't be worth $50,000 (in my opinion). If you're into titles, it comes with the super-cool badge of "Chief World Cup Watcher".But if you're bored and clearly do not have a full-time job, here's the scoop on what the job entails and how to apply.

What's The Job Description And Where's My Office?

One real kicker to this whole shebang is that you'll be working from a glass, cube, office in the middle of New York City's Times Square. Front and center, middle of attention, no escaping if you wanted to. Everyone will apparently be watching you watch soccer, which seems incredibly entertaining. However, you won't just be watching. The intention is that you'll be the center of an online watch party, constantly updating social media and interacting with other fans. They're calling it a "custom-built, dream viewing space". I'm calling it the highest-risk, underpaid office job you can find. Nothing is mentioned as far as bathroom breaks, lunch, sleeping arrangements, etc. For $50,000, I feel like there had better be an all-inclusive room at The Plaza Hotel with a butler and turn-down service. If you think you have what it takes to host this international watch-party, get that Indeed profile updated and start your application here.