First of all, who said I was a lady??

Doritos recently announced their plans to create a 'quieter' and more 'lady friendly' chip.

As you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag, they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor. … Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public,”

-Indra Nooyi, chief executive of PepsiCo (who own Doritos)

Excuse you, Indra, but I'll have you know that I had some chips with my lunch today, and when I got to the bottom of the bag I dumped the remaining tiny particles onto my hand and licked them off like the chip savage I am. At my desk. In public.

Also, I crunched my chips. Loudly. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT CHIPS DO.

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