Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.
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He's gone from one cooler to another.
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Can't we just let a pizza be a pizza?
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This is the most season-appropriate exercise you can do.
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Before you put on your costume and get set to binge on candy, make sure you take a look at these eye-popping Halloween numbers.
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Steph Curry can only wish he was this accurate.
What Are the Most Popular 2017 Halloween Costumes for Pets?
If you're thinking about getting Fido in the Halloween spirit, may we offer you some inspiration?
Armed Robbers With Low Expectations Demand Just $1
This is the very definition of small time crooks.
Man Nearly Cuts Himself to Pieces Slicing Open…Milk?
Milk doesn't *always* do a body good.