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Aussies get to have all the fun. They're on a continent all by themselves, no smug Canadians to bother them. And they have cool problems, that only a fraction of us have ever had to deal with.

In a rash of recent shark sightings, the Australian version of the Today show brought in a fishing expert. After what appears to be a case of the giggles, Paul Bart decides to see what he can bring in. Cue the cheese Jaws music. So, throw some shrimp on the bar-bay and watch what happens. And I apologize if I have offended Australian's, blame Paul Hogan.