Wonder What This Guy Is Praying About

This is my new buddy Gilbert Bartholomew Fernandez (see what I did there). I found him hanging out on the hood of the 103GBF-150 the other morning.

Since he is a praying mantis...it makes me wonder what this fella is praying about. Here are a few things I might pray for if I were a mantis.

• I'd pray that the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series (before I die).
• I'd pray to get a call from Lzzy Hale asking me to be her live-in, personal assistant.
• I'd pray to the Rock Gods that another great show (something like Foo Fighters) would come to Evansville...and would sell out.
• I'd pray that all of my body hair would turn into money. I could retire off of that sh$t! I know it's weird...don't judge me...it's my prayer!