Spanx for Men Promises to Eliminate Unsightly Beer Belly

It's 2011, and everyone is all about equality right? I mean, women have jobs now...they can vote...they can own a gun...hell they can even hold a public office. They're still working on professional sports though (sorry WNBA). So if women can do everything men do, why can't we do some things they do? Is there REALLY anything wrong with trying to look slimmer than you really are?

Leave it to the Brits to come up with the male version of Spanx...called Manx. You can pick one up next time you're at Asda...their version of Wal-Mart...for a mere $10.

See...it discreetly sucks in those love handles and your flabby midsection. And if you look closely, you can barely even see his balls (not that I was looking closely or anything). I don't know about you, but I don't need a product that makes my balls look smaller...that's just counter-productive.

So fellas...would you ever be caught dead wearing one of these?