Serenade A High-Profile Convict
According to recent interviews with former inmates, it seems that Jerry Sandusky had a restless night in Jail. Prisoners serenaded the disgraced football coach. And it got me wondering what other high-profile criminals would have as their jail-time 'theme song'. Read on.
Jerry Sandusky – ‘The Wall’ by Pink Floyd
Lindsay Lohan – “Crazy Bitch” by Buck Cherry
This one was easy. After a hit-and-run and chasing down her publicist with drugs in her pocket, Lohan spent a few days in jail. With an estranged father and a well publicized alcohol problem, she has 'crazy bitch' written all over her.
Joren Van Der Sloot – “Kokomo” by The Beach Boys
Going with the creep factor on this one. Van Der Sloot was a person of interest in a 2006 abduction and then turn around and killed a girl in 2010. I see a pattern there. From the island of Aruba, Van Der Sloot makes me want to avoid islands for awhile. This Beach Boys song doesn't help.
Scott Peterson – ‘Come Sail Away’ by Styx
Scott Peterson was convicted of his wife's murder in 2004. He apparent had a mistress, who he called during a candlelight vigil for his missing wife. He claimed he was in Paris with 'new friends'. His wife, Laci, was later found in San Franciso Bay. Needless to say, I would stay away from boats with that creeper.
Casey Anthony – ‘Last Kiss’ by Pearl Jam
Winona Ryder – ‘Been Caught Stealing’ by Jane’s Addiction
Lets end things on a lighter note. Ryder was busted back in 2001 for stealing over $5,000 in merchandise from Saks Fifth Avenue, in Beverly Hills. She pleaded no contest and took a misdemeanor charge. She took a four year hiatus from acting.