Move Over Ariel, Here Comes Shud In This Hilarious SNL Skit (video)
Mermaids are half human, half fish...but what KIND of fish? Shud, um, ...educates(?) us on the anatomy of a blob fish. And Smith teaches us about taking one for the team.
Oceana: Now my sisters, let's recite the enchanted spell! If a mermaid kisses a human male, a pair of legs shall replace her tail!
Corell: And when she walks on land above, she will find her one true love!
Shud: A blob fish has two mouths, one for breathing, and one for food absorption. The human male should kiss the food mouth, which consists of the whole face and front ass.
The Little Mermaid would have been a COMPLETELY different story had Shud been there...