A guy who couldn’t keep his hands off himself also couldn’t keep his hands off the cops.

Andrew Frey, 37, of Beaverton, Oregon, was recently arrested after he began masturbating in a bar. Amazingly, and more than a little scarily, it took 15 officers to subdue him.

Frey later told cops he had taken meth the day before and had no memory of his touchy behavior, which, really, is probably for the best.

While at Iggy’s Bar & Grill, Frey whipped out his private parts and started pleasuring himself at the bar. He had already taken his show into a bathroom where he continued to slap the salami when a deputy arrived,

Frey resisted arrest and a Taser failed to have any effect on him, forcing the deputy to summon a total of 14 colleagues to help get Frey into (presumably sticky) handcuffs.

The incident capped a day of wild behavior by Frey. Police had initially gotten wind that he was acting strangely when he refused to pay a locksmith. He then walked to a local grocery store and wouldn’t leave.

Moral of the story: don't do meth.