He's trying to wave the cop around him and gets pulled over. His blood alcohol level is twice the legal limit.
People will never stop amazing me sometimes!
Check out this video I found from MSNBC.com!

I can see how this conversation goes with the cop. Here's my thoughts:

"I'm sorry officer was I doing something wrong.."

"WHATTTT YOU CAN'T DRIVE A LAWNMOWER ON THE ROAD NO WAY"

"NO sir I have not been...(Burp) drinking."

How would you hear this convo? comment below your scrip!