* An 85' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc. $7,474,793.00

* Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends $1500.00

* Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging $2,500.00 a hour minimum... complete with a faulty $25.00 dollar turnbuckle............

(Note the owner in the stern / back of the yacht)

* Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nosedive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives from the company that built it ~ just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check...


So, how is your day going?