“Hey Everyone…” The New Captain America: Civil War Trailer Is Here! (video)

I don't know if you noticed, but the internet kind of exploded this past Thursday AND THIS IS WHY...

I'd give you a play-by-play of my reactions to the trailer but it would just be a bunch of indiscernible noises and random wailings of "BUCKY NO!"

So lets just go over some of the highlights.

THIS MOMENT:

RHODES!

Who is THIS??

Black Panther!

WANDA!! What are you doing to your future husband!!!??? (Spoilers: In the comics they get married...)

Ant-Man on an arrow! ANT-MAN ON AN ARROW!

Oh look! An ACTUAL VILLAIN for .2 seconds! Hello, Crossbones!

This looks like one of the most HARDCORE games of Red Rover is about to go down...

"Hey everyone..."

Yeah, Underoos has been the talk of the trailer since it came out. Some like the CGI uniform, some don't. Some people think that Tom Holland sounds too young to be Spider-Man and that makes me sad. Not because I think Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man or not, but because we're all so used to 30 year-olds playing teenagers that we've forgotten what an ACTUAL teenager sounds like...

And even though the two trailers we've gotten so far have been mind numbingly emotional THERE'S STILL STUFF MISSING. There are things we HAVEN'T seen yet!!!

We haven't seen Martin Freeman as Everett Ross in action yet. (We saw him for .1 second in the first trailer, barely.) Same for Agent 13. I want to see her in action too!

And of course, not even a name drop for the big bad Baron Zemo! You probably don't even know who that is!!!!! We've seen nor heard hide or hair of him and he's supposed to be the big villain in the movie!

Anyway...from what I've gathered from the trailers (and my nerd knowledge) here are the teams so far...

Team Cap:
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Sam Wilson/The Falcon
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Sharon Carter/Agent 13

Team Iron Man:
Tony Stark/Iron Man
James Rhodes/War Machine
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
T'Challa/Black Panther
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Vision

And for the record...I'm #TeamCap all the way.