Dwam Suicide is a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from France. She loves the internet so much, she’s probably reading this — just like you — right now.

Dwam also loves books, smoothies, pancakes and 3-person baths. If you can find an author, a loofah and a hot chef with a blender, you might have a chance with Dwam. It might help to dye your hair red; she seems to have an affinity for gingers, including beards and eyebrows.

A tattoo artist, photographer and illustrator, Dwam Suicide certainly knows how to have fun. We’re not sure what the French expression is for hot babe, but we’d let her teach us the words.

NAME: Dwam Suicide

AGE:27

LOCATION: France

OCCUPATION: Tattooist, photographer, illustrator, hedonist

HEROES: Kate Bornstein, Princess Mononoke, Tyrion Lannister, the Fool

GETS ME HOT:Eyebrows

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

MAKES ME HAPPY: Books, late night funny conversations, pictures, mountains, music, movies, lonely train rides, foreign languages, poetry, smoothies, puns and innuendos, hiking in forest, freckles, books, intense landscapes, pancakes, drinking tea with friends, cakes, sleeping over, massages, cooking for pretty girls, pretty girls cooking for me, sticking wild street art at night, books, comics, film soundtracks, 3-people-baths, sending gift parcels, ginger beards, the sound of the rain, petrichor, chocolate, did I already say books?

MAKES ME SAD: Exhaustion

5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: A book, a computer, a sketchbook, a brush, an inhaler.

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: On the internet, jumping from one idea to a wiki reference to a biography to book lists to another idea to another wikipedia search to a new artist portfolio and so on.

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