Douchebag Driver Intentionally Hits Ducks Crossing Road
While I spent the past week in Yosemite, enjoying the best of what nature has to offer. One elderly driver wanted nothing to do with it.
Police in Myrtle Beach are saying a 72-year-old driver intentionally ran over a mother duck and her ducklings. Witnesses said that other drivers had stopped to let the ducks cross the road, but Robert Allen Willard blasted through in his BMW.
No word of if Willard was late for the early bird special at The Sizzler. But he was late for something that 72 year olds are in a rush for (a Lawerence Welk airing).