Call From Jail
Everyone knows, when you go to jail "you get ONE call..." So don't waste it, make it a good one.
This guy knows how to make ONE call...and make it worth while.
"I am now handing you over to Gary Busey. Gary Busey is the man that makes sure we get things done around here."
"You will do as the president says or I will tear off your face and wear it as an old timey bonnet."
"Yes...yes, okay! I will get right on it."
"Good... ...Praise Jesus."