Just in time for the big game on Sunday, Bad Lip Reading gave us, not one, but TWO Bad Lip Reading NFL videos this week. And, as usual, they are hilarious.

PART ONE:

"Gonna put the ball at the 3rd and whatever. I don't wanna measure."

"C-c-c-c-c-co-caine."

 

PART TWO:

"Sorry about the wine hands."

"I may need a kidney...but it's all good!"