John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Behold the World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shockwave, the world's fastest jet-powered truck.
The Evil Within to Scare Our Pants Off This Summer
Whether or not you're ready to be scared pantsless by The Evil Within is irrelevant, because it's headed our way this summer
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
MLB 14: The Show Trailer: Taking Us Out to the Ball Game
Baseball fans should ready themselves for the release of MLB 14: The Show. But until that time, here's a trailer, screenshots and some more details to tide them over.
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
Who’s That Hot Girl in the Old Spice “Meeting” Commercial?
We're sure you've seen that one Old Spice commercial that features a dude's disembodied hair acting like a dog and retrieving a hot girl's phone number at a meeting. She's pretty cute, but who is she?
Bayonetta 2 Trailer: A Familiar Face with a New Haircut
In the new trailer for Bayonetta 2, the witch herself asks if we missed her. In a word? Yes.
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
Greatest Game Cosplay Ever (This Week): Raiden, Ada Wong, Dante + More
It is time, once more, to pay tribute to the fine art of cosplay and the people who make it their life's work to recreate the looks of their favorite characters.
Kimberly from ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ – Where is She Now?
Amy Jo Johnson was many a kid's first TV crush in the early 90's thanks to her role as Kimberly Hart in 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.' But where is she now?
Teacher Claims Resident Evil Composer Mamoru Samuragochi isn’t Deaf
A part-time music teacher named Takashi Niigaki has claimed that he served as a ghost composer for "Japan's Beethoven," Mamoru Samuragochi.
Do You Know What Happens When You Add Beer to a Hot Frying Pan?
If you've ever wondered what happens to beer if you pour it into a hot frying pan, this video will give you an answer. But that answer might be a strange one.